Senatus Populusque Dumbarton

All you want after a long and bloody holiday in Turkey is to get home; but instead your flight is diverted, your baggage is lost and you have to go on an epic adventure.

Survives infanticide, defeats the Sphynx, liberates Thebes, becomes king - now to settle down with the right girl...

300 Spartans ultras take over the hot gates for 7 days, ruthlessly trolling the Persians into a square-go.  The locals complain and everyone's day is ruined.

Two brothers fighting over whose hill is higher accidentally gives rise to the greatest empire in history - and it's not called Reme.

After Socrates is executed for being smug, Plato pushes his luck and gets away with it despite having some hot takes on politics.

Known as 'The Philosopher', the cool new supply teacher cuts a bit of a dash in Athens and throws some shade at old Plato.